Also: I’ve known this man since I was 3 or 4 and don’t know how I feel about flirting with him.
He is gorgoeus, funny, disgustingly brilliant, sweet, helpful and sexy as all hell.
But I’ve seen the man in footie pajamas, watched his big boy teeth come in, and remember him in short shorts, tye dyed shirts and a ponytail nerding over star trek with a tiny gap in his awkwardly grown in smile. So it’s lovely but going to take some getting used to.
CANDICE- YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING TO BE ON TV IN A BIT.
HAY GURL YOU UP?
ALL of his girlfriends that he went on and on and ooonnn about that made me feel absolutely shit about myself?
“she’s just so beautiful I can’t take it” - HOLY SHITBALLS, she looks EXACTLY LIKE HIM WITH A VAGINA.
“we were going to be married, the sex was amazing” - Javelina, the woman looks like a tuskless javelina with penciled-in eyebrows.
AND I’M THE UNATTRACTIVE ONE
That’s it, I no longer feel bad about myself or down on my looks, the man is either brain damaged or tasteless.
Forgot to mention I’m also single again because I’m apparently a lovely girl with the sexual attractiveness of a one legged vomiting cat smoking a cigarette and scooting on the carpet. Cheers.
I’m so proud of myself right now.
Text alerts: set to Irene Adlers sigh- found online & found out how to do it for free by emailing the file to my phone
Ring Tone: set to “staying alive” by the beegees- converted the video to an mp3, cut the song down to a minute, sent it to the phone as well
I am a nerd, why is all this effort not being put into my portfolio?
Now to bed because I have work in the morning and shit to do.
A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.
Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital
Please help.
Lke, share & spread the message..! Share if you care !
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I have the most amazing friends and cannot possibly accurately type up how much that means.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you: perfection.
I now promise to stop talking about him and just post unrelated rambling and portfolio scraps. Thank you for putting up with it y’all. Hugs & love from my side of the internet to yours.
My messed-uppedness amazes even me.
Dude: just take the fucking gif, you can even re-use it then, TADA.
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